Tuesday, November 28, 2017 – Wossamotta U?
Good Morning, Class. Today we have a guest speaker who is going to talk to us about Internet Neutrality. So let’s all behave and listen.
He is from Frostbite Falls, Minnesota and attended college on a football scholarship. He received an Honorary Mooster’s Degree from his alma mater, Wossamotta U. He is able to remember everything he has eaten. Please welcome, Bullwinkle J. Moose.
(applause, applause, applause)
Ah. Hello boys and girls! This big organization called the Federal Communications Commission in Washington D. C. wants take over control of the now free internet.
The Information Super Highway is about to become the INFORMATION TOLL ROAD! And you get stuck with the toll. If you let this happen I will say “What is the matter with you?” very much like Wossamotta U?
Sorry, gotta go now. Rocky just called and I am needed to flex my moose muscles. It’s that pesky Boris and Natasha again.
Thank you, Mr.Bullwinkle. Be safe.
Now, boys and girls, let’s get out tablets and write our congress people.