Friday, August 18, 2017 – Snarky Friday Football
Before the Snark enters, let us all take a moment to send our thoughts and prayers to the people of Spain. Not to exclude any group, but please watch over the Texas Aggie Women’s basketball team and all of the other teams visiting Europe.
And now appearing in regal snarkiness, here is The Snark to dish on college football.
I can’t wait for the Ugliest Uniforms for the Week Award this year. Here is putting Mississippi State on notice that the Aggies will be wearing color changing uniforms. That’s right. It is some kind of weird threads that the Adidas people dreamed up that allegedly changes from maroon to black and then glows depending on the stadium lights. I hope this works better than last year’s attempt to make the numbers glow and no one, including the broadcasters could see the numbers.
But we are still 25 days away from some of the first kick offs. I am happy the Sam Houston Bearkats open their season this month. SHSU is ranked #3 behind James Madison and North Dakota in that division’s polls. JM and ND have combined to the win the last National Championships. Go Kats! Beat the hell out of the Richmond, Spiders. Yes, the mascot of Richmond is a spider.
Let The Snark provide a summer summary of players. Here is what has happened during college football thus far this summer. He:
- A Junior College
- Another school to go to graduate school
- The county jail.
He hurt his:
Leg, knee, foot, shoulder, toe etc.
He was picked up for:
- Passed out in flower bed in bar district
- Assault and battery
- Assault with a battery
- Drug use
- Drug possession
- Illegal weapon possession
- Being stupid and throwing away opportunities!
My apologies that The Snark only has time to cover the summary of the players from Florida schools. Roll Tide over Florida State. BOOM! And Snark out!